C'MON BOY RHINO, YOU WANNA PLAY DIRTY? WE'LL PLAY DIRTY.?
Boy rhino you picked the wrong person TO mess with today. If you want TO tell me that Steve Yzerman didn't build Hockeytwon, at least have the guts TO back it UP. You said Howe did, I counter-debated that and you can't argue it back. Those facts I gave you, are 100% true. You wanna challenge my hockey knowledge? I eat, breathe, and live Red Wings. That's all I do. You wanna attack my city? Detroit. Go ahead. You wanna challenge my hockey knowledge? You cross the line. Go ahead and block me you little moron. Hell go ahead and report this I don't freakin care. Your nothing but a little troll and that's all youll ever be.
HQ: Favorite song TO be played at a hockey game? The best pump-UP song.
Bring it boy rhino
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So you know everything about the Red Wings MOOSE? Heres one for you
Name everyone who ever played hockey in the NHL who didnt play for the Red Wings?
Rotflmao. Gotcha! Do not let someone ruin your day Moose..
Daniel asks...
UPSET WITH SOME STUFF AT MY 3RD GRADERS SCHOOL?
We live in a nice area, and the school my 3rd grader goes TO is really nice. First of all there's a boy in his class that has been telling all the kids about sex, very graphic nasty stuff. When my son came home and told me what he was hearing I wanted TO cry. This is stuff that most teens don't hear. I was so sad and angry. I went TO the teacher and apparently other parents were coming forward too. They suspended the kid and now everytime he talks about these things they send him home for the day. He goes home all the time! My little boy was so innocent and now knows graphic adult subject matter. TO top it off today while at lunch a boy wanted the soccer ball during a friendly game at school and threw my boy TO the ground scratching UP his arm, head and bloody lip. The noon duties as they are called made the kid sit down and SAY sorry but didn't even send my little boy TO the office or get the office people involved. I come TO school TOPICK him UP and he's scratched and DIRTY with a red mark on the side of his head. Again I want TO cry. I ran into the office screaming at them (they probably think i'm crazy) trying TO make them understand "this is my little boy, my baby I want that other kids parents called " I want him TO get in trouble some action please around here! " What can I do! Was I out of line? Please tell me in all honesty what you would do. My kids are the most important thing in my life and I feel sick over what is going on. Thank you!
Beliz I'm sorry but I'm going TO disagree with you. These are 8 year olds and they can label me all they want. He is my baby and I am on this earth TO protect and love him. I'm kind of bothered as a teacher you can't understand that.
belizcut the cordon my 8 year old, are you kidding. I have a 4.0 perfectly well behaved and beautiful18 year old daughter. Why you asked? "Because I raised her the same way as i'm raising my son. Love, Protect, Nurture. I will never completely cut the cord on any of my children, no loving mother really does.
I can see most of you don't understand. The boy that hurt my son did not get in trouble. The office had no idea until I walked in upset. The teachers had no idea until I told them. The noon helper mad
Never turned him in. She never sent my kid TO the office with his bleeding lip, bruised head and scratched UP arm filthy with blood and dirt. How would you feel picking your child UP like that and then realizing no one heled
My upset tone in the office had slot TO do with the fact that these noon helpers are paid TO watch and help the kids and she was not doing her job
Excuse my spelling please I'm typing on my phone
Thank you MANDY for seeing it like a mom
Unfortunately we have an I'll principle having med treatment so she's barely ever there and when she is she can't see anyone cuz she has TO catch UP.
For those of you asking about the boy that tells all the kids about sex the school is supposedly looking into why he would have this knowledge. The teacher is extremely concerned with this however this does not take away from the fact that 8 year olds are learning hard core stuff tom him and he should be expelled pending a home investigation
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WOW! 0 0 That's Disturbing.
I'm sorry that this happened to your son.
OF COURSE YOU WEREN'T OUT OF LINE! If somebody bullied my cubs, your damn right papa bear is going to march his
into the office and start cussing everybody out until I get answers!
I could care less if they call me crazy! I'm not going to see their lazy-**ses my whole life! When my babies are hurt, I go mid-evil!
Mandy asks...
HELP WITH THIS BOY?
This is long I know but I just don't know!
So there's this boy in my 6th grade class who I've known since 4th grade (His name is Collin) except my grandma has known him longer. Well I'm a car rider and my grandma picks me UP from my school and so Collin's grandma picks him UP from school, too. So our grandmas know each other. They're like really good friends! But all of my friends think he's stupid and ugly except for some of them do like him and others I think they do but won't admit it. Here's my first question: Is it normal for him TO do some of these things, and if it is does he like me or not? Here's some things he does:
In the hallways when we walk as car riders he trips me (like kicks the back of my shoes) and then laughs. When I once started crying because it hurt he said "Are you okay? I didn't mean TO hurt you." But he does things like that since we're alone except for other grades.
He pretends like I'm stupid and stuff but then he just starts laughing. But when nobody (except for like kindergarten, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th,) are near [just nobody in my class] he's nicer. I think we both don't want other people thinking we're nice TO each other.
But anyways, when I get around him I get really nervous and start saying stupid things. And when the teacher calls on me I start getting nervous; like I can't think of the answer and even if don't already know it, I don't want TO take a guess of what I think it is because it might be wrong. But when he's not around and my teacher calls on me I'm perfectly fine and don't mind guessing even if it's nowhere close. In the lunch line and like tornado drills and stuff if part of his leg touches mine I don't mind and I start getting nervous. With other BOYS when that happens I'm like "Ew!". I'm not that boy crazy. I try impressing BOYS just so they no that I'm on a different level but I wouldn't consider myself boy crazy. I'm not that pretty though. Collin has DIRTY blonde hair, crystal blue eyes, and perfect skin. He is sensible too. Are my feelings normal? Please help. What should I do? Thanks
ANSWERS:
I think you are both into each otherwhy don't you ask him to hang around or outi think it is going to work perfectly.
Jenny asks...
IS THIS NORMAL ABOUT THIS FEELINGS FOR A BOY?
This is long I know but I just don't know!
So there's this boy in my 6th grade class who I've known since 4th grade (His name is Collin) except my grandma has known him longer. Well I'm a car rider and my grandma picks me UP from my school and so Collin's grandma picks him UP from school, too. So our grandmas know each other. They're like really good friends! But all of my friends think he's stupid and ugly except for some of them do like him and others I think they do but won't admit it. Here's my first question: Is it normal for him TO do some of these things, and if it is does he like me or not? Here's some things he does:
In the hallways when we walk as car riders he trips me (like kicks the back of my shoes) and then laughs. When I once started crying because it hurt he said "Are you okay? I didn't mean TO hurt you." But he does things like that since we're alone except for other grades.
He pretends like I'm stupid and stuff but then he just starts laughing. But when nobody (except for like kindergarten, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th,) are near [just nobody in my class] he's nicer. I think we both don't want other people thinking we're nice TO each other.
But anyways, when I get around him I get really nervous and start saying stupid things. And when the teacher calls on me I start getting nervous; like I can't think of the answer and even if don't already know it, I don't want TO take a guess of what I think it is because it might be wrong. But when he's not around and my teacher calls on me I'm perfectly fine and don't mind guessing even if it's nowhere close. In the lunch line and like tornado drills and stuff if part of his leg touches mine I don't mind and I start getting nervous. With other BOYS when that happens I'm like "Ew!". I'm not that boy crazy. I try impressing BOYS just so they no that I'm on a different level but I wouldn't consider myself boy crazy. I'm not that pretty though. Collin has DIRTY blonde hair, crystal blue eyes, and perfect skin. He is sensible too. Are my feelings normal? Please help. What should I do? Thanks
ANSWERS:
Get after it. These feeling are totally normal for a girl your age. Both of you are trying to discover yourselves.
Lisa asks...
BREAKING NEWS-BIN LADEN'S MOTHER WORRIED SICK!?
JEDDAH, SAUDI ARABIA-With rumors swirling about Osama bin Laden's possible death from typhoid fever in Pakistan, Hamida al-Attas, the al-Qaeda leader's mother, said she is "worried sick" about her son and wished that he would send "some sort of sign" that he is alive.
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Al-Hattas just wants TO know her son is okay.
"I can't sleep at night not knowing where he is," said al-Attas, clutching a framed eighth-grade school portrait of bin Laden in the living room of her Jeddah home.
"He could be dead in a ditch somewhere and I would have no idea," al-Attas added.
The fact that al-Qaeda has not staged a major attack in over a year, coupled with the new rumors of bin Laden's death, have increased al-Attas's anxiety over the whereabouts and welfare of her son.
"It's like he disappeared off the face of the earth," al-Attas said. "All I ever see of him is the occasional grainy videotape, and he looks so skinny, I'd hardly recognize my own son if it weren't verified by the CIA. I just hope he's taking care of himself."
Saying "it's a mother's right" TO know her child's whereabouts, al-Attas admitted the only time her mind is put at ease is when her son occasionlly checks in with acts of terror such as the Bali nightclub bombing, the Madrid train bombings, and last year's London subway attacks. "I wish [Osama] would understand the pain he causes me, the worry," al-Attas said. "Doesn't he know that his actions can affect others?"
"For his dear mother's sake, I wish he'd carry out an attack," al-Attas continued. "Just so I know he's all right."
Instead, al-Attas said she is left TO torment herself with dozens of conceivable scenarios of bin Laden's fate. "What if an elite group of Delta Force assassins ambushed him in a remote Pakistani mountain pass?" said al-Attas, wringing her hands at her kitchen table. "What if some unscrupulous local informant revealed his hidden location? What if he slept in one of those DIRTY hotel comforters I saw on the news that are covered in germs? No mother should have TO go through this with her son."
Even if bin Laden is alive, his "neglectful" appearance gives al-Attas no less reason TO worry about his state. "If I know my Osama, his [cave] is a shambles," said al-Attas, who noted that his beard was "getting a little out of hand" in the last photos she saw of him, and that his fatigues and Afghan-style headdress "didn't look warm enough. When he's on his own, he doesn't look after himself properly. I can't tell you how many times his father and I have gotten on him about that. But I guess he's always been stubborn."
"It's only because I love him so much," she added.
Bin Laden
Admitting that bin Laden was no longer "the nice boy who'd come home from al-Thager Model School all eager TO tell me about his day," al-Attas said she regretted the fact that he has not been a part of the extended family in so long. "Since he never gets TO the yearly reunions, I bet he doesn't even know that his 14th half-sister [Iftikar] just had a baby," al-Attas said. "His younger cousins would love TO spend some time with him, but they wouldn't even know what he looked like if it wasn't for all those propaganda posters."
Although al-Attas said she realizes bin Laden is busy, and understands his line of work requires focus and constant travel, the fretful mother said, "I just wish he would PICKUP a phone every once in a while" between meetings TO let her know he is all right.
"My friends tell me that he's a big boy, and that he can take care of himself," al-Attas said. "But it's all I can do not TO rush out and scour the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan myself."
"He could be Allah knows where doing Allah knows what," she added.
Al-Attas has even contemplated releasing a videotape of her own urging bin Laden TO let her know he's alive, and TO tell her whether he is wearing the mukluks she sent him in 2002.
But whatever trouble he may be in, al-Attas said she hoped bin Laden knew that he would "always be my baby" and that "he can always come home."
"I can't imagine a world without him," al-Attas added
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ANSWERS:
Wonderfully satiric piece!
Charles asks...
DO YOU LIKE THIS EXCERPT FROM MY STORY?
Jack dribbled the DIRTY, well worn basketball down the court. Every time it bounced, it sent a loud
echo across the block, seemingly amplified by the scilence of the night. Jack dribbled UPTO the hoop
and shot a lay-UP. It bounced off the backboard before sinking through the hoop. He quickly rebounded
and started for the hoop on the opposite side of the blue court. Jack liked the long shadows cast by
the lights on top of the backboards. Jack liked two things the most: night and basketball. There was
something magical and mysterious about the night. Playing basketbal in the daytime was fun too, but
nothing beat playing it at night. The night was his time. He always felt more energetic after
dark, even more powerful. Jack stopped at the three-point line and took a shot. It hit the rim
with a donk and bounced along the pavement until it came TO a stop at the chain link fence that surrounded
the court. Wiping sweat off his brow that was caused by both running and the hot summer air, Jack
chased after the ball. As he picked it UP, he thought he saw something atop a building. It was the six-story
bank that his mom worked at in the mornings. As suddenly as he had glimpsed it, it dissapeared. Jack was
sure he had saw a pair of glowing red eyes. After staring at the building's rooftop for another minute, he
convinced himself that he had just imagined it, and ran down the court TO take another shot. But the boy had
not imagined it. He had no idea, but Jack was being watched. Atop the building, a dark, statue-like being
was staring intently at Jack as he played basket ball. The thing on the building top was not human. Something
was nagging at the back of the creature's mind. The boy was playing like nothing was wrong, like the only
important thing was his game, when indeed, something else much bigger than he coud imagine was going on.
The creature was briefly aware of a presence close by when another older being much like himself glided TO a stop by
his side. After looking down at Jack for a minute, the second creature spoke in a deep, grave, and quiet voice.
"Are you sure this is the right one? Yes," replied the first one. "And you believe this is the right time?" The
two dark creatures looked at eachother. "Yes, I think it is, acording TO the Ancient Stories." There was another
momentary pause as they turned their gaze back TO Jack. "Very well," the second creature said. "Let it begin."
ANSWERS:
I think you should consider rewriting this from the POV of one of the creatures. The beiginning isn't as strong as the second half.
The writing is okay - it could use some work, but I love the concept of the creatures and the ancient stories.
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