Tuesday, January 20, 2009

0 Some Witty Pick Up Lines

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SOME WITTY PICK UP LINES FOR YOU. All of these are pretty witty so I can't fall fault with any of them. Just be careful of using lines 2, 3, 5 and 7 - you could get slapped or a dirty look if you them.

1. JUST CALL ME MILK, I'LL DO YOUR BODY GOOD.

2. THAT SWEATER LOOKS NICE ON YOU BUT IT WOULD LOOK NICER CRUMPLED UP BESIDE MY BED.

3. EXCUSE ME IS YOUR LAST NAME GILLETTE?...BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET!

4. YOUR LIPS ARE KINDA WRINKLED. MIND IF I PRESS THEM? (How cute!, nice line)

5. IF I GAVE YOU A SEXY NEGLIGEE, WOULD THERE BE ANYTHING IN IT FOR ME? (Very nice for special moments. Dangerous if you are introducing yourself with it)

6. CLOTHES AREN'T SEXY. WOMEN ARE. (Good, you are getting the hang of it).

7. PLEASE BE PATIENT - THIS IS MY FIRST TIME. (This is terrible as a pick up. Very funny if you have made love several times and she knows you are skilled)

8. ALL THOSE CURVES, AND ME WITH NO BRAKES. (Fantastic line, love it to death)

9. YOU CAN'T BE REAL. MAY I PINCH YOU TO SEE IF I'M DREAMING? (She might slap you and say snap out of it)

10. A CURVED LINE IS THE LOVELIEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS. (Check out her body quickly and then say it while looking right at her eyes - WINNER!)

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