0 The Raisin Bread

" A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. "I'D LIKE SOME RAISIN BREAD, PLEASE," the man says politely. The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view. As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather around the young man, looking in the same direction. Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the throng. "IS YOURS RAISIN TOO?" the clerk yells testily. "NO," croaks the feeble old man, "BUT IT'S STARTING TO TWITCH." Recommended books (downloadable pdfs):Vin Dicarlo - The Attraction CodeGfrey Miller - The Mating MindLabels: australia online dating internet dating advice wack pick up lines date sites country singles online dating online dating ads popular pick up lines how to get a girl freind how to get a white girl fuuny pick up lines pick up artist techniques how to get girl phone number

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