0 Happy Man

In a small village in the valley, lived A MAN who was ALWAYS HAPPY, KIND, and well disposed to everyone he met. He always smiled, and had a kind and encouraging word to say whenever necessary. Everyone who met him left feeling better, happier and elated. People knew they could count on him, and regarded him as a great friend.

One of the village dwellers was "CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT HIS SECRET WAS," and how he could always be so kind and helpful. He wondered, how is it that he held no grudge toward anyone, and why he was always happy.

Once, upon meeting him in the street he asked him: "MOST PEOPLE ARE SELFISH AND UNSATISFIED. THEY DO NOT "SMILE AS OFTEN AS YOU DO; neither are they as helpful or kind as you are. How do you explain it?"

"WHEN YOU MAKE PEACE WITH YOURSELF, YOU CAN BE IN PEACE WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD. If you can recognize the spirit in yourself, you can recognize the spirit in everyone, and then you find it natural to be kind and well disposed to all. "IF YOUR THOUGHTS ARE UNDER YOUR CONTROL, YOU BECOME STRONG AND FIRM." The personality is like a robot programmed to do certain tasks. Your habits and thoughts are the tools and programs that control your personality. "BECOME FREE FROM BEING PROGRAMMED," and then the inner good and happiness that reside within you will be revealed."

"But a lot of work is necessary. Good habits have to be developed. The ability to concentrate and to control the thoughts has to be strengthened. The work is difficult and endless. There are many walls that need to be to climbed. It is not an easy task." Lamented the villager.

"DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE DIFFICULTIES," otherwise this is what you will see and experience. Just quieten your feelings and thoughts, and try to stay in this peace. "JUST TRY TO BE CALM," and do not let yourself be carried away by your thoughts."

"Is that all?" Asked the villager.

"Try to watch your thoughts and see how they come and go. Stay in the quietness that arises. The moments of peace will be brief at first, but in time they will get longer. "THIS PEACE IS ALSO STRENGTH, POWER, KINDNESS, "and love. You will then realize that you are one with the Universal Power, and "THIS WILL CAUSE YOU TO ACT FROM A DIFFERENT DIMENSION," not from the selfish, small, limited ego."

"I will try to remember your words," said the villager and continued, "there is another thing that I am curious about. You do not seem to be influenced by the environment. You have a kind word to everyone, and are helpful. However, people treat you well, and do not exploit your goodness."

"BEING GOOD AND BEING KIND DO NOT NECESSARILY POINT TO WEAKNESS. When you are good, you can also be strong. People sense your inner strength, and therefore do not impose on you. When you are strong and calm inside, you help people, because you can, and you want to. YOU THEN ACT FROM STRENGTH and not from weakness. Goodness can also go with power and strength, it is not a sign of weakness, as some people erroneously think."

"Thank you very much for your advice and explanation", said the villager, and went away happy and satisfied.HUSBAND JOKE

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

But then the "WIFE STOPS" and says, "I DON' T FEEL LIKE IT. I JUST WANT YOU TO HOLD ME.

The husband says " WHAT?" The wife explains that "HE MUST NOT BE IN TUNE WITH HER EMOTIONAL NEEDS AS A WOMAN. "

The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, We 'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth 200 each.

And then goes to the jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet.

The husband says "but you don 't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it.'

The wife is jumping up and down. So excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says " I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register. "

The husband says, " no no no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff." The wife face goes blank.

" NO HONEY - I JUST WANT YOU TO HOLD THIS STUFF FOR A WHILE.

Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the husband says " YOU MUST NOT BE IN TUNE WITH MY FINANCIAL NEEDS AS A MAN!