0 10 Romantic Pick Up Lines

Here are some funny and witty pick up lines. My ratings are less about how funny they are and more about whether I think girls will like any of them.

Your lips look so lonely? Would they like to meet mine?

5/10 - clever but pushy

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

3/10 - kind of gross

Do you have a twin sister? No?, then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world.

6/10 - not bad, witty

Are you an interior designer? Because when you walked in - the room suddenly became beautiful.

8/10 - Clever and complimentary

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only TEN I see.

7/10 - Good play on words

Yeah, I was wondering if you had an extra heart because mine seems to be stolen.

6/10 - little corny

You are so beautiful, I forgot my pick up line

8/10 - the anti pick up line is the best

You are so beautiful I bumped my head into that wall over there, so I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

7/10 - really corny but clever way of asking for a number

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

5/10 - I want to give a high rating because it's so funny but terrible if you are meeting someone

Hey somebody farted, let's cut out of here.

3/10 - only if the girl likes fart jokes, unlikely

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