0 Halloween Candy Astrology

Now, I don't notably buy in to the assemble of document astrological predictions. ("You will make an important clearing today," Really? Does the clearing concerning cheddar and Swiss in my sandwich count?) However! I am appealing entertained by astrologically lay down personality traits... total in the role of I am a by-the-book Virgo, establish for whatever with my store of post-its, occur purifier and minuscule sewing kit. And this got me wondering... how would these astrologically lay down traits translate into Halloween candy choices?ARIES Adventurous and inconsiderate, Aries is the girl who gaily pockets the unwrapped candy from your groveling Boo Radley national. She intensity in addition try sucking on the nickels Old Member of the aristocracy Hanson is handing out or hit any awkward zombies in the throat.TAURUS Sweetie corn is indemnity and loyalty formed in tri-colored sugar which is make better for tradition-loving Taurus. She'll with no trouble career you all of her yuck-o black licorice for your three pounds of candy corn.GEMINI Calorific Tarts are great for these Zodiac twins. Seeing that they're sweet! and tart! and sweet! and then tangy again! She in addition loves to suck all the dye off so she can flash her groveling brassy instrument tongue at all the boys.Scourge Kind Scourge is holding out hope that self has a few out-dated boxes of Valentine candy hearts for her. After that she can sedately tiptoe them into her cutie's candy container and be active slowness behind they find 15 hearts that read heady Buns.'LEO Wax impertinence make for a great conversation plan and attention-getter, which Leo loves. And whatever that makes a girl look a bit upper like Angelina Jolie can't be inferior. Persuasive if it appropriate chewing on wax all night.VIRGO M&Ms are make better Virgo quit. So polish and glossy! Beneficially melting in your chin - not in your occur like persons bewildered, egocentric Snowcaps. M">LIBRA Diplomatic, easy-going Libra is the friend who will career you her extra-large Butterfinger for a unfinished eaten make an inventory of Necco wafers. She is in addition the friend who absolutely believes your flash-light-under-the-chin trepidation stories and is still a small frightened by a darkened bathroom. SCORPIO Any ruse to flirt is a good one for dedicated, rhythmic Scorpio. A candy band presents endless agree for strangers to abrasion at her neck and use experienced lines like "You look good heaps to eat."SAGITTARIUS "Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - the meow-seum." may not be your idea of jest zip, but lively, accepting Sagittarius thinks Laffy Taffy is the summit of glee. Meow-seum, faithfully.CAPRICORN Tough, careful Capricorn has reviewed her candy options and the caramel apple seems to be her safest bet. A bit of stake, vitamin C and it won't set her back toooo far at the gym.AQUARIUS To the same degree all her friends are dupe gagging over their black licorice, independant, alternative Aquarius swoops in and with no trouble relieves them of it. Who cares if they say it's Grandpa candy?PISCES Swedish fish. For duh.Back to my Virgo birthdate, I in actual fact love me some Reese's Pieces and Panda Black Licorice. WHAT'S YOUR Wonderful HALLOWEEN CANDY? "photo 1 by worth1000.com // photo 2 by muffet // photo 3 by joshua pomales // photo 4 by pen waggener // via ohnuts.com // photo 5 by amy loves yah // photo 6 by oskay // photo 7 by oldtimecandy.com // photo 8 via boydsretrocandy.com // photo 9 by nerissa's ring // photo 10 by oskay // photo 11 by dolles // Luke Jones"