Sunday, July 15, 2012

0 Mean Pick Up Lines

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I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.

Man - Excuse me, want to dance?

Woman - No.

Man - Maybe you didn't hear me... I said you look really fat in those pants!

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Man - Fat Penguin !

Woman - WHAT?

Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good

Man - Do you like to dance?

Woman - Yes !

Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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