The topmost level of the Philippine security has been breached. The information and formula of the secret of Filipino men were stolen from its archive and can now be viewed, solely, for case study and interpretation. We have here twelve (12) examples of formulas on why Filipino men are so successful in dating, and for being really endearing to the opposite sex and for just being plain witty and funny. The secrets are out in the open, keep reading at your own risk, you have been warned...
Filipino pick up lines
Miss pakisampal nga ako...nananaginip ata ako simula ng makita ka eh
Anong oras no miss? (10:30pm) Ah ok gusto ko lang tandaan anong oras kita nakilala
Buti hindi ka ginagamit sa gyera...you know, you're the bomb
Birthday ko ngayon, pwede makahingi ng kiss? Yun lang kumpleto na araw ko (dinaan sa sumbat)
Magagalit kaya ang diyos kung pakasalan ko isa sa mga anghel niya?
Tingin ko sweet ka, pwede patikim?
Aray aray! Ang sakit ng labi ko! Miss pwede mo ba halikan para mawala yung sakit?
Miss, patulong, pwede mo ba kunin para sakin number ng isang tao dito? (ok who?), yung kausap ko ngayon.
Hi, ako nga pala si Genie, andito na ko...ano pa ang dalawa mong kahilingan?
(hawakan ang kamay) miss pakihawak lang sandali aalis muna ako.
Kung tumira ka na lang kaya sa puso ko. Wala ka pang babayaran na renta.
Miss may kambal ka ba? (wala) eh di ikaw na nga ang pinakamaganda sa buong mundo.
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